Birb and Emo Fox

Birb and Emo Fox are rogue creations of MES Robotics. Please oh please do not interact with them, we are very embarrassed that they came from our company. We stopped trying to chase them down and we now disown them. Please do not tell them the location of any of our labs because we don't want them knocking on our doors and trying to sell us their stupid dishwasher.

Relationships:
Birb and Emo fox are both married to Tanya Sciroth. They have a biological daughter named Tonya. Please do not ask how Birb, Emo Fox, and Tanya are all biological parents of Tonya because we don't really know.

Tanya:
Tanya hates both Birb and Emo Fox and is cheating on them with Brad, they know this but don't seem to see a problem with it because they have a collective IQ of 2. She forces Birb and Emo fox to sleep out in the dog house with Big Fido who bites them and tries to rip out their necks every night.

Tonya:
Tonya loves all of her family (somehow). She looks up to her dads despite.. literally everything about them. Birb and Emo Fox struggle to pay child support for Tonya so they are attempting to sell her as a dishwasher. Tonya does not know how to wash dishes. (yet)

Big Fido:
Big Fido HATES Birb and Emo Fox.

Lifestyle:
Birb and Emo Fox have a very hard life. They are severely addicted to opiods and rely on the mercy of Brad to give them food (usually used napkins and dinner scraps from Big Fido). If they work really hard and clean the yard, clean the windows, mow the lawn with nail clippers, and pay their child support Brad might let them sleep on the couch instead of in the dog house with Big Fido. If they are lucky Brad will give them a treat (3/4ths of an M&M to share). They usually resort to begging for money.